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Murphy's Law
Murphy's law is an adage in Western culture that broadly states that things will go wrong in any given situation, if you give them a chance. "If there's more than one possible outcome of a job or task, and one of those outcomes will result in disaster or an undesirable consequence, then somebody will do it that way." It is most often cited as "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong."

Murphy's Law
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

Murphy's Law
If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

Murphy's Law
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Murphy's Law
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Murphy's Law
The light you see at the end of the tunnel is an on-coming train.

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Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

Murphy's Law
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

Murphy's Law
Every solution breeds new problems.

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Enough research will tend to support your theory.

Murphy's Law
When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that: (1) the two cars are going in opposite directions, and (2) they will always meet at the bridge.

Murphy's Law
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Murphy's Law
You never run out of things that can go wrong.

Murphy's Law
No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.

Murphy's Law
If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.

Murphy's Law
The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

Murphy's Law
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Murphy's Law
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

Murphy's Law
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Murphy's Law
All's well that ends.

Murphy's Law
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

 
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